small batch, elevated adventures
Our products maintain consistency and integrity to ensure an exceptional experience for you and your unhinged friends.
- Devoured By Deliciousness
- Kingpins of the Culinary Underworld
- Hysterically Unreasonably Memorable
"HANDS DOWN THE BEST EDIBLES ON THE PLANET!"
"THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES & GUMMIES ARE INCREDIBLE. SO SO SO GOOD!"
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Instead of always forgetting to reorder your delicious treats when you're down to the very last one (we know you better than you know yourself), sign up now and save 12% every time. Choose from 2 to 8 week shipping intervals, and rest assured they will land on your doorstep without you having to lift a finger.
"THE MELON BASHER DRINK WOW! JUST WOW!"
THAT FRUITY PEBBLES BAR HAD ME FLOATING IN SPACE"
do you hate commitment?
Ever been ghosted or left unread? It hurts, we know. But there are plenty of aliens on Mars. If our subscription option scares you (even though you can cancel anytime), try building your own box with no strings attached.
- Choose 3 Or More Amazing Products
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- Sit Back And Enjoy The Ride
"I GOT SCAMMED BY 2 COMPANIES BEFORE FINDING YOU GUYS. THANKS FOR NOT SCAMMING ME AND FOR HAVING AMAZING EDIBLES."
"I HEARD ABOUT YOU FROM MY COUSIN AND BOUGHT SOME DRINKS AND A COCO PEBBLES BAR. YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER FOR LIFE. HOLY F&CK"
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General FAQ
Why Purrple Alien?
With so many brands, we know it can get confusing trying to figure out whom to give your hard-earned dollars. The fear of being scammed, buying shoddy products, and having a terrible experience overall looms large. We love every aspect of what we do and feel we have some of the best edibles on the planet. We want you to have an amazing experience from the moment you order to the moment your package lands on your doorstep. We try to think of everything so you'll never have to worry about the consistency, potency, and overall customer service of buying from a brand you may have never tried before. Damn, this sounds poetic.
what makes our edibles special?
Raw mutha f'n ingredients. Straight up, this is the key to all of our culinary escapades. While most companies will add garbage fillers to their products, we choose to spend our money where it counts. Being a small-batch bakery-styled brand, we fixate on our end consumer products to make sure they taste unreal and as good as the day we made them. Our sourcing skills are extraterrestrial—nobody's messing with that.
what is your best product?
Gawt DAMN! This is like asking which of your kids is your favorite. Even though we all know little Billy is the spawn of Lucifer on a good day. ANYWAYS! If you were holding us hostage with a spatula forcing us to choose, we'd most likely give you 2 options. Our GobGlobz Gummies & Melon Basher Watermelon Lemonades are hands down our 2 favorite items, no question. We can't not throw in our WhackADoodle Peanut Butter Cup Cookies, largely because they taste so damn good and they slap superbly smooth. Our cereal bars are insane in the best way, but for the general consumer, those are literally the last thing we'd ever recommend. Our experienced homies that seek those out know what arena they are playing with.
Do you ship nationwide?
Unfortunately, we do not ship nationwide. One day, we hope to be able to send our products legally all over the world, but until then, we will just grab some popcorn and watch this crazy show that is our sad life. Check out the list of states we currently ship to here