Crater Cluster - Fruity Cereal Bar
The most dangerously delicious cereal bar on the planet, packed with a whopping 1,000 milligrams of Delta 8 in each of these mind-bending bars. Built for the highest caliber consumer—who has danced in fields of the devil's lettuce and journeyed through space—with a deep understanding of what's to come when trying this fruity bar.
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Product Details
Product Details
Imagine waking up in a bathtub filled with pebbles and pebbles of fruity cereal. You look around, wondering, "Where the hell am I?" Not realizing it's just you in your bathroom, singing "Wheels in the Sky" from that horrid classic rock band, Journey. These cereal bars are bananas. We made them for consumers with absurd tolerances who haven't been able to find that special something to get the damn job done. Well, psychos! Look no further than our fruity cereal bar. Packed, punched, and kicked with 1,000 milligrams of mind-bending Delta 8 THC, these are a one-way shot straight to Mars. But you'll need to pack a bag because it will be a most bodacious journey.
But wait, won't these taste gross because of how much Delta 8 is in them? HELL NO! We only put out the best-tasting edibles and use the highest quality butter and marshmallowy marshmallows. Never tried THC before? Oh, cool! Don't even think of buying this bar. Seriously, we don't want you to have a less-than-awesome experience with this. It's made quite literally for the most insanely experienced humans on the planet. So, when all else fails, and you think you want this, don't! We have other amazing options for you to check out. Trust us, if you're new to the edible game, you'll want to check those out long before you ever venture into a bar like this. We love you.
Ingredients
Ingredients
Ingredients: Marshmallow, Fruity Cereal, Butter, Delta 8.
• Contains Milk and Soy
Suggested Use
Suggested Use
Start with an extremely small piece of this bar. Allocate yourself anywhere from 75 minutes up to 2 hours for activation. Remember, you can't eat less if you've eaten more.
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Grandma's Recipes
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Only the finest ingredients
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Vacuum Sealed
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Fantastic Flavor
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Verified potency
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made on mars
this cereal bar is your ticket to mars!
Tired of trying multiple different edibles just to waste your money because they never work the way you hope? Well, strap in and give our fruity cereal bar a try. This will deliver a right hook of pure delicious insanity.
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a full-throttle experience
After countless conversations with our customers, who have exceptionally high tolerances, we've decided to create a delicious bar that will fulfill your wildest edible desires.
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can you trust the elevation?
When there's a lot of hype and a lot of noise surrounding a product with its sole purpose of trying to convince you to do whatever the ad is saying, it's a bit exhausting. We know the power in these bars; you need to soar. Let us help you soar!
dont settle for weak edibles!
We always strive to be the best source for delivering the most exceptionally drool-worthy treats, rooted in knee-slapping hilarity, with the highest emphasis on uniquely driven shenanigans worthy of a NY Times Best Seller award. Crater Clusters are the notch in your belt after finding the truest escape to other galaxies without ever having to leave the comfort of your home.
- For the expert consumer
- Superbly delicious
- Infinity and beyond
mischief in the clouds
- Quit your job and eat cereal bars all day
- Make memories with every bag
- Extraterrestrial sightings: just about guaranteed!
cereal is cool, and so are you!
With 1000 mg of Delta 8 per bar, these fruity cereal bars offer a ride unlike anything you've had. Couch lock certified, perfect for those who struggle to achieve the ultimate in elevated extravaganzas. One small step, one small piece, one massive journey through space.
the choice is yours
We've crafted these cereal bars to give you a crazy awesome experience and something you can count on to get you where you need to go.
Pair With Another space treat
Supercharge your cereal game with another one of our mouthwatering treats. We even have two suggestions if you scroll a little further down the page.
Schedule your orders
When do you want to get these? Every 2 weeks or every 8 weeks, or anything in between?! You can make sure you're getting what you want when you want it.
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- JMJohn M.Verified BuyerRated 5 out of 5 starsYesterdayAmazing and Amazing Taste
I’m a heavy smoker. I ate a quarter of the bar. It did nothing.
I ate the rest of the bar an hour and a half after Warning Warning I woke up 6 hours later I don’t remember the crash What where how or when Great Production Amazing Product Amazing Taste Amazing High Like I said I’m a heavy smoker No edibles put me down like Purrple Alien did
- VHViktor H.Rated 5 out of 5 stars4 months agoDelicious and strong!
I’ve tried all the cereal bars and they are all very tasty just as a treat, but you really don’t need much to feel the effects. Start with a small piece! I’ve been getting these for years and one of them can last me a while at my pace. Great quality flavor and very potent.
- TTiffanyVerified ReviewerRated 5 out of 5 stars6 months agoUnforgettable girls' night with my sister!
If you're looking for a night full of laughs and shenanigans, this is the product you definitely want to try. From the moment we took our first bite, we were hooked. The bar is packed with the nostalgic taste of fruity cereal, bringing back childhood memories but with an adult twist. It’s sweet, crunchy, and absolutely delicious—truly a unique and tasty treat.
The effects were just as impressive as the flavor. After about 30 minutes, we were both in fits of laughter and sharing stories with long pauses because we forgot what we were talking about. We sat in the blanket fort we made while wearing our sunglasses at night in the house. It was one of the best nights we’ve had in a long time!
It provided a warm, euphoric high that elevated our mood and added an extra layer of fun to our evening.
Purrple Alien has definitely hit the mark with their Crater Cluster Fruity Cereal Bar. It’s perfect for anyone looking to spice up their night with some lighthearted fun and joy. Highly recommended for memorable nights and lots of laughs!
- EZErandi Z.Rated 5 out of 5 stars6 months agoCereal bar 🥣🍫
If you don’t know now you know!! The fruity pebble is my absolute FAVORITE 😍 Literally gotta nibble me pieces off so I don’t end up in another universe, but they’ll definitely have you on another planet! 🪐 They go SOOOOOOOOO HARD! 😮💨
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT HAPPEN THO! Yall the best 💜 I will forever be a PURPLE ALIEN CUSTOMER 👽
- TDTyson D.Rated 5 out of 5 stars6 months agoAte this whole thing in 2 or 3 bites
Ate this whole thing in 2 or 3 bites And took my Cane Corso on a long hike once it kicked it I thought my ass was on a Scooby Doo adventure definitely recommend this too anyone lookin for a great time 💯
Frequently asked questions
Fruity Cereal Bar Faq
what is delta-8 thc?
Delta-8 THC is a cannabinoid found in cannabis plants. It's chemically similar to Delta-9 THC, the compound most associated with marijuana's psychoactive effects, but it's generally considered to be less potent. Delta-8 THC binds to the body's endocannabinoid receptors, producing a milder high compared to Delta-9 THC.
high dose delta-8 thc fruity cereal bar (1,000mg)
- Not for Beginners: This product is highly potent and is not recommended for beginners or those with a low tolerance for THC.
- Effects: Due to its high dose, effects can be intense and long-lasting. Users should be prepared for strong psychoactive effects.
- Dosage: Start with a very small portion (one-tenth of the bar or less) to assess tolerance
consumption guidelines
- Start Low: If you are new to Delta-8 THC, start with a low dose (5-10 mg) to gauge your body’s response.
- Gradually Increase: Gradually increase your dosage until you find the amount that works best for you.
- Wait: Allow at least 1-2 hours to feel the full effects before consuming more, as edibles take longer to kick in compared to other forms.
- Consult a Doctor: If you have any medical conditions or are taking other medications, consult with a healthcare professional before consuming Delta-8 THC.
why do we vacuum seal our cereal bars?
Vacuum sealing helps to preserve the freshness and potency of our Delta-8 THC products by:
- Preventing Oxidation: Reducing exposure to air prevents the degradation of cannabinoids.
- Maintaining Flavor: Keeping out air and moisture helps maintain the product’s flavor and aroma.
- Extending Shelf Life: Vacuum sealing significantly extends the shelf life of the product.
how should you store your cereal bar?
Refrigeration: Store your Delta-8 THC products in the refrigerator to maintain freshness and potency.
Freezing: For long-term storage, keep products in the freezer. This can extend the shelf life to 12-18 months if unopened.
Temperature Control: Avoid exposure to high temperatures and direct sunlight, as this can degrade the product.
how long will your cereal bar last?
Unopened Products: When stored in the freezer, unopened Delta-8 THC products have a shelf life of 12-18 months.
Opened Products: Once opened, it's best to consume the product within a few weeks for optimal freshness, even if refrigerated.
how will my cereal bar ship?
Discreet Packaging: All orders are shipped in discreet packaging to ensure privacy.
Compliance: We comply with all state and federal regulations for shipping Delta-8 THC products.
Tracking: You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped.
Delivery Time: Standard shipping times typically range from 3-7 business days, depending on your location.
what type of experience can i expect?
Onset: Delta-8 THC edibles typically take 1-2 hours to kick in.
Effects: Expect a strong and prolonged high that may include euphoria, relaxation, altered perception of time and space, and potential couch-lock. Due to the high dosage, the effects can potentially be very intense.
Duration: The high can last several hours, possibly up to 8 hours or more, depending on individual tolerance and metabolism.
are there any side effects?
Physical: Dry mouth, red eyes, increased heart rate, and possible drowsiness.
Mental: Anxiety, paranoia, confusion, or hallucinations, especially if too much is consumed.
Other: Overconsumption can lead to an uncomfortable experience. Always consume responsibly.
Can I drive after consuming this bar?
Absolutely not. Do not drive, operate machinery, or engage in potentially hazardous activities after consuming Delta-8 THC. It impairs motor skills and judgment.