Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade
Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade

Melon Basher - Watermelon Lemonade

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Bid farewell to the bitter acidity of traditional lemonade and embrace the irresistible addition of juicylicious watermelon that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way. Infused with 20mg of Delta 9 THC and 20mg of CBG per can, this combination strikes the perfect balance for a chill and hilarious night!

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Product Details

Sold as a 6-pack, nothing beats freshly squeezed lemonade on a warm day—except when the traditional lemonade leaves that nasty aftertaste (you know what we're talking about). So, we've decided to take a reimagined approach, refining and eliminating that bitter taste and replacing it with a truly refreshing experience by adding an out-of-this-world watermelon flavor and pure cane sugar. Reverse osmosis filtration is our secret weapon. It's so clean, it's like sipping from a cosmic spring. Plus, it's the perfect partner for ice, ensuring every sip is as chill as possible. With 20mg of Delta 9 THC and 20mg of CBG per can, these drinks are the perfect addition to all your backyard barbecues and days at the beach.

Ingredients

Pure Cane Sugar, Reverse Osmosis Filtered Water, Natural and Artificial Colors and Flavors, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Hemp Derived Delta 9 and CBG.

Suggested Use

Start with half a can to see what experience it brings. Wait 45 to 90 minutes for activation. Remember, you can always drink more, but you can't drink less.

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  • No bitter lemonade taste

  • 100% pure cane sugar

  • Fantastic Flavor

  • Guaranteed fun

  • Verified potency

  • made on mars

not your average lemonade

the drink you have been searching for!

With so many low-dosed seltzers flooding the market, we decided to flip the script and focus on something with higher milligrams and ridiculous flavor to make this the best new addition to your edible game.

  • All you need is ice

    Crack open a can, pour it over ice, and sip your sorrows away. It only gets better the colder it is.

  • refreshingly satisfying

    Melon Basher is like a cold shower on a Monday morning or a slap from a wet towel at a pool party—renewed vitality and uplifting experiences await you in every can.

increased elevation per can

dont settle for another infused seltzer!

With so many choices, brands, and information overload, we want to be your guide to a delicious escape that awaits you. Melon Basher's are your secret to success in every can. When the world is chaotic and you just need a little break, pop one of these lemonades open and giggle your problems away.

  • Just pour over ice
  • Refreshingly delicious
  • 20mg of Delta 9 THC + 20mg of CBG per can
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The People Have Spoken

We want to deliver the full experience, which is why we pride ourselves on having the highest attention to detail, from our packaging and products to our customer service. No scams over here, just a whole lot of fun!

"just about every other edible i've tried either tasted horrible or didn't do anything for me. purrple alien has something for all levels. the drinks and cereal bars will send you to mars with a smile on your face"

Josh

"Been looking for something new to help me unwind at night and the melon basher drinks and cookies have been literally life changing."

heather i.

"My girl and i each had a small piece of the coco cereal bar last weekend. watched a horror movie and legit thought i was in the movie. "

fred

"amazing taste. honestly shocked how good everything tastes but more impressed at how effective all the purrple alien edibles are. so amazing!"

kelly p.

"the gummies and cinnamon toast cereal bar have been staples for me. tried purrple alien for the first time about 4 months ago and been buying ever since. best company around!"

steven

mind has officially been blown. i was highly suspect about trying your edibles and i can honestly say these could be the best i've ever had. i'll be eating cereal bars even when i'm 80 years old lolllll"

krystal

"WOW!! fruity pebble bar and those damn gummies. my dear lord! i don't know how you guys are able to make everything taste so good but please don't ever change. unreal company"

barbara

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!! thank you for doing what you do guys! best edibles in the world"

taylor

More Than just a lemonade!

There you are with your crazy friends out on the boat, raising all sorts of hell under the sun. You return to fire up the grill and cook all your favorite food, but there's something missing. Then it hits you: your fridge is filled with Melon Bashers for you and all your people. These are the perfect escape for a summer weekend, or any weekend for that matter. Grab your plate of amazing food and wash it down with the best lemonade on the planet.
  • Tell your boss you'll be out on Monday
  • Make memories with every can
  • Share with your unhinged friends
the ultimate beverage experience

Lemonade is cool, and so are you!

With 20 mg of Delta 9 per can, these watermelon lemonades offer a smooth, delicious ride to Mars. Just half a can is sufficient for most humans. Perfect for a weekend getaway or a raging backyard barbecue, there are so many great things that come from diving into one of these cans. All the fun is right here.

the choice is yours

With the aim of providing you with a crazy-awesome experience that you can share with your friends, we've crafted these lemonades to be a literal party in every can.

Pair With Another space treat

Supercharge your lemonade game with another one of our mouthwatering treats. We even have two suggestions if you scroll a little further down the page.

Schedule your orders

When do you want to get these? Every 2 weeks or every 8 weeks, or anything in between?! You can make sure you're getting what you want when you want it.

Build Your Own Box Of delicious edibles

Customize your order by choosing each product you want in your box. Mix and match your favorite edibles to give you the ultimate intergalactic experience..
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    Jessica
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Amazing!

    The melon basher over ice, is so delicious! Chef's kiss as they say! Perfect way to wind down and destress after a long day! Awesome product!

    Purrple Alien
    18 seconds ago

    It's one of our favorite ways to unwind. A little Melon Basher over ice and all our worries giggle away loll. Thanks a bunch :)

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Frequently asked questions

Melon Basher Faq

What are the main ingredients in your Watermelon Lemonade?

Our Watermelon Lemonade is made with 100% pure cane sugar, reverse osmosis filtered water, and natural watermelon and lemon flavors, without the acidic taste typically associated with lemonade.

Why doesn't your lemonade have an acidic taste?

We carefully balance the flavors in our Watermelon Lemonade to ensure a refreshing taste without the acidic bite that is common in traditional old school lemonade. This makes it more enjoyable and easier on your taste buds.

What is delta 9 thc?

Delta 9 THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) is a psychoactive compound found in cannabis plants. It is the primary ingredient responsible for the "high" associated with marijuana.

What does "hemp-derived" Delta 9 mean?

Hemp-derived Delta 9 THC is extracted from hemp plants, which are legally defined as cannabis plants containing less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight. This extraction method ensures that the product is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill in the United States.

Can I mix Delta 9 beverages with alcohol?

It is generally not recommended to mix Delta 9 beverages with alcohol as both substances can amplify each other's effects, potentially leading to increased impairment and adverse reactions.

What can I expect from consuming a Delta 9 beverage?

Consuming a Delta 9 beverage can produce a mild to moderate euphoric effect, relaxation, and an uplifted mood. The onset of effects usually occurs faster than traditional edibles, typically within 15-45 minutes.

What are the benefits of using pure cane sugar in your drinks?

Pure cane sugar is less processed than other types of sugars and retains more natural molasses, giving it a richer flavor and more nutrients compared to highly refined sugars.

What is reverse osmosis filtration and why is it used?

Reverse osmosis filtration is a process that removes impurities and contaminants from water, ensuring a pure and clean base for our drinks. This result is a better taste and higher quality beverage experience.

Can you ship hemp-derived delta-9 THC drinks, and which states allow it?

Yes, we can ship hemp-derived delta-9 THC drinks. However, the legality of these products varies by state. As of now, the following states have restrictions or bans on hemp-derived delta-9 THC: Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, and Kentucky. It's important to check local laws and regulations before placing an order.

How should I store your Watermelon Lemonade?

Our Watermelon Lemonade should be stored in a cool, dry place. Once opened, it should be refrigerated and consumed within a week for optimal freshness.